barmite

noun_ a viscous amalgamation of old beer, sweaty feet and skin dust on the floor of a pub or club bar. Barmite has the exact smell and texture of Marmite, but should definately not be spread on toast.

Barmite is a clear sign that the landlord/manager is a lazy shitbag.

"went to work at this gopping bar the other night, i bet the landlady has barmite in her knickers"

by pubbywubbywoo April 15, 2009

Barmes

The rising ultimate, best up-and-coming thing, the emerging greatest.

Also:

A newcomer who brings a different and successful aspect to a game or competition.

I just picked up a total Barmes on my fantasy squad today.

That drunk girl last night thought she was a complete Barmes until she started puking on herself.

My friend Ryan thinks he possesses Barmes-like hockey qualities but in reality he is actually awful.

Those weed brownies yesterday made me play softball like a Barmes or Babe Ruth in 1927.

by Svit4836 June 30, 2009

Barmories

Either a hangover or any other effects/memories left over from the bar.

A combination of the words: Bar and Memories

Girl: "I have a huge headache and faintly remember picking my nose in front of some random guy last night... ugh"
Guy: "Yup, you got the barmories bad. Take an ibuprofen and lots of water"

by kutterD April 16, 2011

Barmatic

the feeling of which someone has the need to spit so much fire that one may need to call the fire department

"Put that cypher beat on because I'm feeling Barmatic"

- Dante

by Lyrical_Genius November 3, 2015

barmanship

A nice owner or bartender that works at a bar who is friendly to a costumer.

The bartender had great barmanship.

by Fuckin-chicken December 27, 2016

barmaki

a stupid turkey

that barmaki, hmm?

by victimofvictimology October 4, 2017

Barmy housey fuktard

A janky wierdo that likes to believe they can live in an ‘imaginary’ house with 40000 rooms and people just because they are into or into being a janky wierdo

Oh look suchy another Barmy housey fuktard have you got that gun attachment on your finger?

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018