banana 

the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.

a banana is good

banana by @danner.1 April 15, 2019

Banana 

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

Banana by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019

Banana 

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang*
Now I eat the banana.

Banana by Bricked March 25, 2023

banana 

Something to use when your boyfriend isnt around.

When my boyfriend went on vacation i had to use a banana instead.

banana by sherry & tiara March 3, 2004

BANANA 

Acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything

A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.

Did you see the BANANA group protesting the new strip mine?

BANANA by aethernet October 3, 2007

Banana 

A subscriber of Onision, who watches his videos until they begin to peel their own skin off, while cannibalizing themselves to the point of extreme death.
Since Onision is very cancerous, most victims must be hospitalized.

Jerry: "Hey have you heard about Onision?"

Paul, a smart white male: "Oh you mean the next hitler?"
Jerry: (does the world good as a faggot banana should, and kills himself.)

Banana by Daddy carrot February 13, 2017

Banana 

Only people with an IQ of 200 would search up the word banana.

Skurb: I watch Rick and Morty, and I am a massive fan skurb

Ricc: Rick and Morty suks and I eat banana

Banana by Okgamerbro9001 June 10, 2018