asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

Assrape

Assrape is a crime wherein the victim is forced into sexual activity against his or her will, in particular sexual penetration. It is considered by most societies to be among the most severe crimes.

Chupacabra raping Healmaster by putting his penis in her/his ass, against his/her will.
Chupacabra assraped HealMaster.

by Chupacabraa July 29, 2008

assrape

What the average working stiff in America experiences every April 15th.

Damn! I just got audited, what a friggin' assrape!

by KicK October 31, 2003

Assrape

To talk to, or talk back to.

person 1: Hey remember Tracy from down the street?
I totally assraped her last night!
person 2: So you really finally talked to her last night?
Person 1: Oh yea, we assraped all night!

Person 1: My mom was assraping me about something.
person 2: Really what was she assraping you about?
Person 1: I don't know, something about cleaning my room,
So I assraped her back!

Person 1: You know those times when some random person comes up and starts assraping you for no reason?
Person 2: yea that totally happened to me last night on the subway, some random guy started assraping me, it was awful, he just kept assraping me about a whole bunch of questions. It was

so awkward, I was so ashamed, I had nothing to assrape back about.

by finatu July 21, 2009

Assrape

This is like, when someone rapes you in your ass

Eben assraped himself last night

by DoCtoRGriLLz September 10, 2006

asscrab

n.) Generally used for a person or thing who, apart from being a complete asshole, is also very obviously crabby.

God damn it, Andrew. You're a fucking asscrab.

by Friendly Neighborhood Idiots May 13, 2005

asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003