Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

Armadillo Pillow

The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.

Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.

by Brah Mang July 7, 2018

say armadillo fastly multiple times

So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing

yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo

by jetburner2 October 14, 2025

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017