Apetress

A person who give sexual favours and sandwhiches to people who drive tractors.

" That hooker in the tractor is such and apetress!"

by HelloWorld123456767 March 27, 2009

Apethy

A dyslexic version of apathy

Person 1: You cunt you seen that dude crying
Person 2: Yeah i got no apethy for that guy
Person 1: You are retarded.

by Gezeus May 30, 2018

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

Apeth

One of the sweetest guys you will ever know. A little bit of a player, but you cant stay away from him. You will end up falling in love with him, just like I did.

Ashton Kutcher is like Apeth

by skittletree October 6, 2011

Apetamin

An on the rise weight gain syrup which is reported to specifically help women who desire to add mass to their hips and buttocks. It is reported to act quickly and increase appetite, and is marketed towards people who have struggled to gain weight.

Shannon and Bradley had been married for almost 2 years when she heard about apetamin. She knew he loved her but she also knew he struggled to prevent his eye from wandering. She had always been thin and that he desired a little more thickness in his life. So when she heard that Bradley would be gone for about 2 months on a business trip, she sprang her plan into action. After 2 months of apetamin, her thighs had gained 8 inches each, and her flutes had gained 10. When Brad walked through the door after his return, his jaw dropped. The skinny girl he had left at home had turned into a curved goddess. He couldn’t help himself but to immediately begin feeling up her new curves. In fact, he almost instantly took her into the bedroom and bent her over. As she felt him slide in and start to grind into her new booty, she smiled as she saw the pleasure shoot ripples through his face. He quickly lost control and she felt him swell up inside her, as he groaned “I’m bout to bust in this DUMPTRUCK!” She felt a massive load blast into her for almost a minute, before he finally gasped and started to slide out. She smiled: a total success.

by Swirlin64 February 17, 2020

aspect ratio

A size of an image or a video.
Computers use 16:9 - phones use 9:16 - movie trailers use 21:9 - while old TVs use 4:3
But there are other sizes with different aspect ratios

This mountain image has an aspect ratio of 4:3

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020