Wonkette

A Washington, DC-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and DC-area issues. The blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

Wonkette bills itself as "the DC gossip" who focuses on "politics for people with dirty minds." It is edited by Alex Pareene.

Topics often include: George W. Bush, the Bush twins, Dick Cheney, Katherine "Kitty" Harris, Iraq, conservatives, Republicans, and of course, Late Night Shots.

Sample story headlines include: "New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush," "Barack Hussein Obama Always Plotting Against Us," and "Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans & More 'Hunting.'"

Wonkette is the funniest blog ever! I'm going to www.wonkette.com right now and subscribing to the RSS feed.

by maryjanie November 30, 2006

sticky wicket

Sticky wicket is the term used for a strange situation.

I have found myself in a sticky wicket

by Metallic Chapel January 6, 2017

Woketopia

( A combo of woke and utopia): a new sub normal American political dreamland utopia in which woke people and woke culture have taken over.

Since I don't know what woke means as an adjective, I refuse to take woketopia seriously.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021

Woketard

A woke messiah, woketard.

She's got her head so far up her rectum, such a woketard.

by Frank Id April 17, 2023

wockstar

a fat bitch on instagram that thinks its okay to expose a women when really theyre just insecure and fat as fuck (mainly their names are london)

Angie: What is a wockstar?!?

Rhi: Oh girl! Its you!

*rhi hates angie*

by therealniggawww.com July 8, 2023

Trouser Wicket

Thant part of a "Man" which is unique to his Gender, where a woman would have a "Lady Place" (See "Lady Place").

The woman said to the man, "Mmmmmmy, your "trouser wicket" is all I desire to make my Lady Place complete.

by Newsles May 30, 2003

wicket

Noun: the worst swear. ever.

Your mother is a wicket!

by Insane August 26, 2004