White shirt wednesday

The swaggest day of the week, when all the classy folks keep it simple.

Bro, she's so fine, she observes White shirt wednesday

by velociraptorswagg January 12, 2012

whiskey wednesday

The day in the middle of the week where the only thing you can drink is whiskey.

We played whiskey pong on whiskey wednesday

by pecopeco January 14, 2010

Lost Wednesday

The day after Lost on ABC where every Lost fan is talking and not much work gets done.

Jim: Lost wednesday is going to be crazy now that we all know Flocke is the Smoke monster!

by Riley C February 14, 2010

Pancake Wednesday

when you have sex like wild animals at a hotel and then go to a serene setting like IHOP on a wednesday night to eat calm, flat, quiet pancakes.

-"What you doin after class, down for a pancake wednesday?"

-"sure, but I have to get gas first"

-"Sweet, i'll shave my pubes in the meantime."

by Tyreek12333 October 1, 2010

Not on a wednesday

A phrase used in the Aristocracy led by Lady Josephine, which refers to the awfulness of being mid-week. Often used as a phrase in which you express your dislike of anything mentioned, and how uncopeable it was.

Example: Girl 1: I just saw an orange woman with black hair wearing lime green.

Boy 2: Not on a wednesday!

by angelofporcelain December 17, 2007

That's so Wednesday

A variation of "That's so yesterday" or "That's so last week" meaning something is out of style or out of step with current trends.

"Oh my GOD! Did you see her purse? That's so Wednesday!! Totally lame!"

by Ivan the Most Terrible October 28, 2009

Wacky Weenie Wednesday

The weeks most depressing day that can only be made better with a midweek fuck/blow.

It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
It's time to have some fun!
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
You can only use your tongue!

by _Aloha_Snackbar_ May 9, 2016