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woke

claiming that you are aware the planet is flat even though everything tells and shows us that its round being really stupid and not following facts that show u the truth DUMB AS SHIT!!
theses flerfers claim they r woke stupid flerfs!
by happy hoppe June 13, 2018
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woke

The right wing's interpretation of the word woke. There is no actual consistent definition of the word for them and is often used as a buzzword to describe a negative characteristic of wokescoldy, sjw leftists at best or wildly vilified, imagined and strawmanned descriptions of the supposed left at worst.
- The woke agenda will not stop me from eating my burgers!
- What does he mean by "woke" agenda?
- That the dems want to get rid of meat?
- But what does it have to do with societal injustices?
- IDK, by woke, he means "woke"
by juasjuasie December 4, 2022
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Wokeness

The act of aggressively pushing for Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity by discriminating against the "oppressors" with the intent of achieving equity for the "oppressed"
Bob: I swear to God Wokeness has ruined entertainment. All that comes out these days is classics that get "updated" by slapping blackface on the characters or turning them into Mary Sues and then have em make meta jokes to make up for how shitty the end product is.

Tom: Yeah. They should at least try something original and make the female protagonist human. I mean every hero is supposed to have a weakness right?
by StrangeTamer420 September 19, 2023
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Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.
"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"
by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022
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woke

Woke is a mutable ideology that refutes based ideology.
Woke people believe in God but also believe in abortion.
by Smell Test August 28, 2023
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Woke

If you have to look up the definition of woke, you're not woke.
Sally: "What's woke?"

Brad: "What you aren't apparently."
by dochollywood February 22, 2018
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Woke

A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."
Lance got me woke yesterday, at Old Country Buffet. I am so woke!
by 1/8 woke March 12, 2017
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