vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

oral vasectomy

A word commonly used to describe the act of wanting to cut out someones tounge due to something they have said, for example saying something "crursed" or weird

Person 1: Ugh, i hate brian, The things he says, i swear he should get his tounge cut off!
Person 2: Yeah, That guy really deserves a Oral Vasectomy

by DoctorFlipFlop February 5, 2021

Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career

Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah

by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021

Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021

i.vorechuuya

best mutual and really relateable
will bark for chuuya and akutagawa
vores chuuya apparently
coolest mutual ever 👍🏾
if u aren't mutuals with them u get 0 bitches

ex :
"are you mutuals with i.vorechuuya on

tiktok ?"
"no"
"you get 0 bitches loser"

by #2 mpregmori fan March 19, 2022

Vapple vasectomy

Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert

D: hey what'd your name?
John vapple:oh....its......va-pple...vasectomy..... vapple vasectomy

by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024

French Vasectomy

When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024