vaginacuum 

a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis

"Oh god no, her vaginacuum just sucked my balls in!"

vaginacuum by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006

Dental vagina 

Dental vagina is a term for a castrating woman and her way of demeaning males.

Juanita was an angry woman with a dental vagina.

Dental vagina by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

vagina adjacent 

Asshole

you are a vagina.
You're calling me a vagina?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that's too good for you.
What you are is...

vagina adjacent.

vagina adjacent by sheen17 April 20, 2010

Vagidentophobia 

Fear of tampons

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.

Vagidentophobia by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019

hamster vagina 

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.

Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!

hamster vagina by Rad E April 7, 2016

Vagina cartwheels 

An elaborate sexual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). Supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you've ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and Grimm's Book of Fairy Tales.

Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.

THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)

"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*

"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"

Vagina cartwheels by the love pad November 12, 2012

vagina stomp 

when a girl is on top riding her partner's penis and all of a sudden it slips out and she goes back down on it when the penis is not lined up to insert itself into the vagina therefore hitting the bone and creating a vicious bend of the penis causing pain to the dick area

So last night was really good until she vagina stomped me.

vagina stomp by Luke G May 18, 2008