by ouch! October 27, 2004
Get the utin mug.A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Get the Utilitarianism mug.- I couldn't recover my deleted files from my sd; that util did not work.
- I'm gonna dl all of the ftp://suppa.warez/windoze/utilz, asap; before it's taken down.
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by manigordo July 30, 2010
Get the util mug.by broback January 23, 2014
Get the Utica Club mug.(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.
Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!
Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?
ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!
Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?
ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!
by Pacc man September 10, 2016
Get the Utilize mug.A city in Central New York.
Summers are marked by hot, humid weather; winters by ice, snow that never melts, and -20 degree (F) weather.
Despite its lack of distinguishing features, Utica has several upsides:
1. The recent host of the Simple Plan, Good Charlotte & Reliant K "Noise to the World" Tour
2. The KRock-athon, an annual summer event inviting many of the hottest rock bands for an all day event
3. The Boilermaker, a summer race that attracts hundreds of people world-wide.
When any of these events are not taking place, though, Utica remains just another dusty city that America forgot.
Most, if not all people, want to leave it.
Summers are marked by hot, humid weather; winters by ice, snow that never melts, and -20 degree (F) weather.
Despite its lack of distinguishing features, Utica has several upsides:
1. The recent host of the Simple Plan, Good Charlotte & Reliant K "Noise to the World" Tour
2. The KRock-athon, an annual summer event inviting many of the hottest rock bands for an all day event
3. The Boilermaker, a summer race that attracts hundreds of people world-wide.
When any of these events are not taking place, though, Utica remains just another dusty city that America forgot.
Most, if not all people, want to leave it.
by Seshennu May 26, 2005
Get the Utica mug.When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").
friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.
by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
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