Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

Upper-Echelon Type Hoe

A hoe that retains a certain amount of class. Cleaner than the average hoe, however greasier than the average girl.

I like Nancy, she has experience but she's still clean enough to bring home. A true upper-echelon type hoe.

by pburnsbbarton April 7, 2011

upper cunt

Also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper cunt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman's vagina.

Holy shit! Did you see that chick land that upper cunt last night in the cat fight?!

by HP and the Chamber of Semen January 5, 2011

upper saddle wiener

a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.

"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"

by blackjack taco December 18, 2009

upper-cut-me

(verb) Term used to ask someone to contact you by phone, e-mail, etc...

Upper-cut-me later we'll go burn that shit..!

by Francisco Javier Benavides May 9, 2011

mushroom uppercut

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

by long johnston December 27, 2007

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010