twitdouche

Some idiot who tells you how to use twitter. Normally in an I'm-better-than-you kind of way.

Gunar: "@jakeattacks Omg. This is a tweet. -Gunar"

Jake: "Dude. You don't sign a tweet with your name, that's just freakish!"

Gunar: "Stop being a twitdouche."

by jakeattacks July 12, 2009

twitzophrenic

Talking to yourself on Twitter, or Tweeting with multiple personalities.

This dude responded to his own question that he posted on Twitter. He must be twitzophrenic.

by RoyAwesome April 22, 2009

twitomorrow

the way of saying 'see you tomorrow' on twitter

1: hey, im off to bed, twitomorrow...
2: ok, sleep tight...

by 77s77 June 23, 2009

Twitzombie

Twitzombie:1)n.a person who,when the much anticipated twitpocalypse occurs, will horribly implode in a fiery ball of guts and computer code into a smouldering pile of ash.

Dude,Twitter´s down again, check out the fu%$in twitzombies running for cover

by HeyYouGeeks October 4, 2010

Twitosphere

1. The online Twitter community ( a subset of the blogosphere).
2. A derogatory term for the place where ridiculous, meaningless, and tacky content from social networking sites resides on the Internet.

Kia: Did you hear about Lady Gaga cat breading in the VIP lounge?
J.C.: Hells yeah- it's all over the Twitosphere!

by Azenger March 29, 2012

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

titmos

oversized bigfoot boobies

that girl sure does have some titmos

by redsnotlights January 2, 2006