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Scag Turkey

by Scagturkey November 16, 2019
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Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a women suck on his dick while her mouth is stuffed with turkey stuffing and then moves in a bay blade like motions on the dick.
Joel was being Double Turkey Twistered while the team was being Fucked over on hardcore Domination match.
by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020
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Double Turkey Twister

When she has something stuffed like food (Preferably Turkey) in her mouth and then she gives head then she spins counter and clockwise back to back
while repeating
Nick was giving a Double Turkey Twister to a random teammate while the boys were playing hardcore domination
by Turkey Twister Master April 14, 2020
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West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!
by Loppytits November 14, 2014
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Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!
by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017
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Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007
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Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.
Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...
by saltyspoon December 2, 2009
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