trouser drums

the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.

bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!

by angry bry March 3, 2009

Trouser Trail

The trail of hair of from the belly button to the pubic area.

-On guys :)
-On girls :(
- Also known as a "Happy Trail"

The hair from Zach's trouser trail was caught in his zipper.

by ZACH BAMF June 22, 2008

Trouser Cleavage

The space that is formed when a man's pants falls below the ass crack and then the waistband pushes the cheeks together to form cleavage.

Dude, pull your pants up, your trouser cleavage is making everyone sick.

by THoffy March 5, 2010

Trouser Tent

When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent

'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'

by I JI IP IL A W I June 9, 2009

trouser minge

A ver long, out of date fanny.

"i think i have a trouser minge"

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

trouser snot

Slang term for ejaculated semen.

She squinted after being hit in the eye with trouser snot.

by Fransky September 4, 2007

Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water

Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

by Greg Toland May 23, 2015