Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

Topee

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Topherd

Getting killed because you brought a shovel to a gun fight. Becoming dead.

Don't get topherd.

by BigjewdaddyB May 31, 2018

Toote

something that is extremely cute and irresistible.

u r sooo #toote

by hancom March 1, 2018

Tomtedino

If you have to search up what Tomtedino means, He knows you are not worthy

"Tomtedino sees that you are not worthy"

by anonymous June 14, 2021

topper guild

veshremy's boyfriend

topper guild is veshremy's boyfriend

by sniffxy April 12, 2023

water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009