A Turkish brand of small packaged muffins, it became widely popular on 4chan's /s4s/ board for its similarity to Toplel. Many worship it as a God and will stop at no lengths to get one.
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Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
by Mountain Club September 10, 2009
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2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
Get the Carrot Topped mug.A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
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"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
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