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A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.
Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
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What resembles tyson's dick
hey toothpick boy!
by Josh March 23, 2004
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Toothpicks

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird
Would you like a toothpick for xmas???
by Michelle December 12, 2003
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Chinese Toothpick

that guy put his chinese toothpick in her mouth.
by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009
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Toothpick

Jen toothpicked me while giving me head.
by Lou- 6 foot 6 Beast (GUNIT) April 11, 2005
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Shaqueila :"Dontya bring yo toothpick ass aroun' here!"
by ratatatatatatat July 27, 2016
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Toothpick licka

A girl who loves some skinny slong
Bro.. your girl liked my toothpick last Tuesday evening.. she must be one of those toothpick lickas
by Tshdf September 17, 2021
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