My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

by Nutthead June 21, 2010

Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.

Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!

by bob beeflips June 25, 2009

conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011

say hello to my little friend

a phrase commonly used by a person before they attack someone with a weapon, usually a machine gun or grenade launcher

"You wanna play rough? Okay; SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

by GIMP366 August 3, 2007

pull up to my pad

To go to someones house.

"Pull up to my pad so you get some dick ;)"

by cumrealstickyah February 4, 2018

No beans to my cup

This Phrase means that something doesn’t bother you or that you don’t care about what was said or happened.

“Hey Betty I heard you got an abortion” -Kyle

“I did but like no beans to my cup Kyle”- betty

by Ldog03yeeyee May 30, 2020

word(s) to my mother

(informal) (v) to "swear on your mother's life" -- stating something that is true because if it was false, then you'd be offering up your own mother for death

A: Honestly, I didn't break that window!
B: I don't believe you!
A: Bro, word(s) to my mother!

by SovietFanWomble November 26, 2018