Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.

Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014

Reverse Bidet

Explosive diarrhea

“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes”

by Weebybeeby August 27, 2018

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 6, 2008

turkish bidet

Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".

Charlie performed a turkish bidet when he ran out of toilet paper in the bus station bathroom.

by Charlie Culella April 24, 2007

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 7, 2010

auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 22, 2014

amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023