Definitions by Julikins

auto-bidet 

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

auto-bidet by Julikins January 22, 2014

shitlagmite 

The drip of shit that remains after a bout of diarrhea.

I think I blew an o-ring and now there is a shitlagmite dangling off my ass.

shitlagmite by julikins January 20, 2014