Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Disney Watcher

1)Any young girl or effeminate boy who watches the crap on the Disney channel on a regular basis.
2)Any pre-teen showing the obnoxious naiveness and innocence of prepubescence.

1) Thank god those fucking Disney watchers are off the bus, their squeaky voices piss me off.
2) No, those kids wouldn't buy your dope, dude, they're frickin' Disney watchers.

by Dan S 02 November 09, 2008

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

watcher in the water

The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.

Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.

by Lord Boutros of the Northern Realm November 07, 2006

Royal Watcher

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

by GrimLady May 26, 2008

Clock Watcher

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!

Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...

by A lil batty February 09, 2019

Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 01, 2015