When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.
I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.
by Billy bubba November 13, 2013

by colliodoodio August 2, 2011

Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007

by sjsays August 12, 2018

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.
by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
