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Alabama mud skipper

When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.
I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.
by Billy bubba November 13, 2013
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James Skipper

A Famous Comedian often found funny for his racist jokes, mainly on blacks, and asians.
Dude, I saw James Skipper Perform yesterday.
by colliodoodio August 2, 2011
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skipper, Skip

Columbian snow in the form of powder.
Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007
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lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.
Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.
by sjsays August 12, 2018
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Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.
Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.
by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024
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Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.
The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.
by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019
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Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
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