The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Eat at the Old Country Buffet

Eating ass.

Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.

by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

best tv show of the 1990s, combining science fiction and witty sarcasm

I love quoting Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

fire bad. tree pretty.

love makes you do the whacky!

by msdestiny May 4, 2008

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A ground-breaking show that emerged in the 90's. It re-defined feminism and girl power and influenced other tv shows, such as Dead Like Me and Joan of Arcadia. It was even followed by a spin-off series known as Angel. Truly one of the greatest TV shows of all time.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer was named #2 in Empire's Top 50 TV Shows of All-Time. Buffy was named #3 in Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 Characters in the Past 20 Years.

by wingkon June 16, 2010

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting.

Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:

Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.

Sam: Yeah! And:

BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.

GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.

BUFFY: Thank you. I will.

GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.

BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.

Shannon: Yeah, awesome show

by William, The Bloody June 28, 2011

buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.

oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?

by DexVD June 4, 2009