Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

National grope month

Grope whoever’s ass or tits you want with or without clothes.

Girl: can I get a hug?

Guy: sure.

Girl: *Slides hands down guys pants*

Happy national grope month

by DaddySnow November 10, 2021

consensual groping

Mutually agreed seriously heavy petting.

I would have been here 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping.

by anonymous February 6, 2024

coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

Data Groping

Taking personal data from someone that likes you and then using that information maliciously (not always but often)

Guy 1: I just leaked this losers face! Im so good at Data Groping!
Guy 2: Hey, stop. Thats kinda fucked up bro

by okbutimgod December 7, 2021

nose grope

V.

1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.

2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.

Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.

by recentlygenius November 12, 2009