Definitions by JrHoodRat

Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.

My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.

Chaired Custody by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025

Old Faithful

The act of having anal sex with somebody experiencing diarrhea.

I took Glenn to Yellowstone but he had tummy issues from the campfire chili. Old Faithful definitely came according to schedule that night.

Old Faithful by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025

Reverse Battle Royale 

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.

Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com

Reverse Battle Royale by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024

Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

Grope Shopping by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023

Cirque du Bidet

The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.

All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.

Cirque du Bidet by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023

Trampion 

A person whom is such a colossal whore, their tramp stamp grows with their promiscuity until it wraps around the abdomen and becomes a full championship belt.

I ran into Stephanie at the lodge. She showed the guys why she's the tri-county heavyweight trampion.

Trampion by JrHoodRat July 15, 2023