Telecunt

One who is oblivious to all but their mobile phone to the detriment of those around them. Most particularly while commuting and disrupting traffic.

The term is derived from a specific reference to the inappropriate use of a mobile device in a public setting when it affects others negatively. It is the combination of "tele" referring to phones and the use of the common U.K. term "cunt" which is the approximate usage equivalent of "asshole" in the U.S.

"That dumbass Telecunt, stopped to text in the middle of the sidewalk like he was the only one there."

by KENIBronx March 1, 2019

tele adulterer

One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.

You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!

by Sannock September 29, 2019

Teile

Ecstasy, XTC, Mdma in Pillen form

Die Teile waren geil.

by HoodRichGangGang April 22, 2020

telecommunicable

In a public setting, i.e. dinner or a waiting room, when one person gets on a cell phone, the other(s) at the table are compelled to be on their phones also. The faster the other cell phones come out is directly proportional to those individual's lack of self-esteem.

1. Joe and Jen are on a date, Jen gets a call. Within moments, like a telecommunicable disease, Joe whips out his phone and begins randomly texting his friends.

2. While waiting for the nurse to come in, fidgety Phil whips out his cell phone to call his buddy. In response, others in the waiting room start diddling with their phones.

by Jorg Sacul September 10, 2008

Telechubby

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

by Duke January 22, 2003

telecommutants

telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.

"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."

"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

telecon

A shortened version of "teleconference" or "telephone conversation". Ususally spoken by corporate drones trying to sound cool. May be accompanied by a Microsoft Netmeeting or WebEx visual presentation made in PowerPoint.

Mitch: Jody, set up a telecon and WebEx with the team. We're going to pick some low-hanging fruit.
Jody: Ok, I'll shoot you an e-mail with the deets.

by kneb July 26, 2006