Telly Tuck

A song made by this dude I know named Albert. It's pretty bad.

Person 1: Have you heard Albert's new song?
Person 2: Yea, Telly Tuck? It's ass.

by FatLz June 17, 2019

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

Telly

A British term for television.

All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022

Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 17, 2019

tally telly

Television broadcasted game results

Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

dirty telly

Lil’ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch

That’s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .

by Twiz September 23, 2021

Telly 11

Telly 11

Telly 11

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023