Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

Teleporting High

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.

Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”

Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”

Example dose✌🏻:

Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”

by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024

teleportation hit

This is when you take hit/a drag/a rip/ a slap/ a pull of anything and you’re teleported to a previous memory with that substance.

Bro my juul was fine a second ago and now it’s burnt. I just had a teleportation hit

all the way back to 9th grade.

by Grell June 17, 2024

Teleportal

A gateway or access point that allows instant teleportation from one location to another, defying the limitations of space and time. A teleportal serves as the doorway between dimensions, cities, planets, or even realms of existence, making it the ultimate shortcut for those seeking to avoid long journeys or traffic jams.

Teleportals are often depicted in sci-fi and fantasy as shimmering portals, glowing doorways, or wormholes that offer seamless travel across vast distances. They could be found in futuristic cities, hidden in ancient ruins, or even tucked away in the corner of your living room—depending on how advanced your tech is!

Similar terms: wormhole, gateway, portal

"I’m late! I wish I had a teleportal to jump straight to the office."

by streamerd October 6, 2024

Teleporting

Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"

Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat”

Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”

* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"

by Whale Butt March 22, 2026

Teleporting

Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"

Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat”

Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”

* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"

by Whale Butt March 22, 2026