Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 13, 2021

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023

Tellingcoolman24

One of the Coolest Men on the Earth, also is a person who suffers from lame deficiency

That Tellingcoolman24 guy is really cool

by Tellingcoolman24 March 28, 2023

Teejing

Jerking off in the school bathroom

Teej saw Sadie Scott’s nudes while in class and rushed to the bathroom to go teej. Teejing

by LScott40 May 23, 2023