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Get the take a hike mug.by John Ringo March 25, 2007
Get the take state mug.Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.
Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
by hilbilly1 December 26, 2013
Get the spank take out mug.A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
by TigerW September 4, 2005
Get the I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT mug.-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.
by fokker1337 January 24, 2008
Get the Take your pick mug.Similar to "get lost" or "take a hike," TIWYSI is a wildly popular expression meaning "you annoy me and I want you to go far away from this place where we are standing."
Attractive middle-aged man to a group of troublemakers congregating in front of his home: "Hey - take it where you shake it!"
by Bob43 March 17, 2008
Get the Take it where you shake it mug.1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
by mister boondock February 18, 2006
Get the don't make me take off my belt mug.