titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.

"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."

by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015

Tsimitpo

geeky alien from planet Smartalek with lots of geeky friends. Has been described to appear as a short Chinese boy with glasses

by Optimist May 20, 2003

titmonster

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.

Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.

by Jah know. January 26, 2010

tsite

a term meaning the same as tight, awesome, wonderful, cool, spiffy, great!

Driving ferraris for a living would be tsite.

by w00t May 11, 2003

titmytized

becoming completely hypnotised by an amazing set of ludacris boobs without even realising its happening.

introducing yourself to a girl and becoming titmytized on her chest region of beauty and getting a slap in the face before you even get your name out because your hallucinating in a daze stairing at some perfect god damn boobs. ahhhhhh.

by hoehunter March 4, 2011

Twitmad

Those that can't live without telling everybody everything they are doing every single second of every single day.

Mary is twitmad, I mean who cares that she just bought a gallon of milk for 4.98 at the local grocery store.

by AnOddGirl August 2, 2011

TSITLN

way of saying "the shit i took last night" to explain how bad something or someone looks.

Damn that picture looks like TSITLN.
Hey have you seen sarah today...she looks like TSITLN.

by sicknastybro September 13, 2011