Twifan

A fan of the Twilight Saga, most commonly a teenage or preteen girl.

I just saw New Moon! I'm such a Twifan!

by Sarbear72 December 5, 2009

twiffle

A small and visually attractive vulva. One that hasn't been worn out or is stinky.

"I went out with the gymnast on Friday, oh man she has the cutest twiffle."

by Action_bastard April 19, 2009

Twifreaks

Someone who is obsessed with the obviously imperior too harry potter twilight series, they believe, and are completely wrong in thinking that twilight is better then harry potter. They obsess over Edwards twinkling abilities, when really he is cedric diggory. Often spend there time yelling TEAM JACOB. or TEAM EDWARD.

Those Twifreaks are imbeciles, Harry Potter pwns all.

by garcianeega53 May 13, 2011

Twifty

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.

by big cu October 18, 2006

Twiffer

A succulant, moist yet often shaved virgin cherry filled vagina in full bloom waiting to be ravaged by a hostile seamen filled warrior.

If theres grass on the field play ball that 16 year old twiffer is begging for it.

by jayaaa May 26, 2008

towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.

Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006

TSwift

Taylor Swift. An alien eyed, crazy haired, big headed, small bodied, disproportionate, lying, cheating, rumor spreading, name calling, bashing, whiny, all around unattractive girl like creature. Makes many grammatical and literary errors in her songs such as “Love Story.” Romeo and Juliet die Taylor, ok? And he’s not talking slow, he’s talking low. She and MyCy are friends, which isn’t surprising as they both are delusional, certifiably insane, and are exes of the Jonas Brothers. Ruins an otherwise good day.

TSwift songs cause my skin to crawl and bile to rise in my throat.

by veronica_jonas May 17, 2009