TOWIE

a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "

Paul:"I've been paid today - reem!"

Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"

by kidvicious April 6, 2015

TOWIE

The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):

An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.

TOWIE.

I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.

by ZombionMook September 25, 2011

TOWIE

an abbreviation of the TV show- THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX

girl1: hey, what you up to?
girl2: nm, just watching TOWIE

by ILOVE___. April 23, 2011

TOWIE

Someone who loves 'The Only Way Is Essex'. Usually a dumb girl trying to copy slightly famous dumber girls to become a braindead schlag. Some say the best kind of girl..

That girl is a massive TOWIE! your cue to go get in her.

by JonnyEssex May 14, 2011

Towie

Chair Lift operators at ski resorts.
Especially the superior Australian resorts such as Falls Creek.

Excuse me, but may I ask what you're called?
We're Towies.
Are you ever referred to as Lifties?
Sometimes, but only by idiots.

by Ro Fubuki July 20, 2009

towie

Same as a towel; i.e a pothead.

Also character from South Park who is a towel, and from whom the slang term is derived.

Dude you're allways high, you're such a towie.

by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006

Towie'tard

An individual, predominantly female, who lives in the greater Chigwell area. Usually overweight, unattractive and unpopular, hence their lack of actual social life. Due to their obsession with the equally shallow and materialistic cast of Towie, they feel compelled to show off their apparent affluence. Tanning sessions, shopping sprees holidays and of course the bottom of the range german car (BMW 1 Series, Mercedes A Class, Audi A1 etc.) all hide the fact that they are usually employed in a run of the mill job and still live at home, with their parents, despite being nearly 30. Any attention they do garner is exploited to its full potential, even if the person giving it to them is married. Or if in the rare instance that they are in relationship and someone else gives them the attention they crave, they will think nothing of taking advantage of the extra attention. Even to the point of going behind their (very few) friend's backs. Also in their arsenal is flirting and the suggestion of sexual favours within the workplace to ensure that they get what they want. They do however feel a certain superiority to other people, and sport a particularly smug grin when they feel like they are gaining an advantage over the "lesser" people.

Q. "How did she get a brand new BMW? She's only an assistant to the manager. Not like she does much work"
A. "She only got that job cos she blew ***** in the carpark. Anyway, she still lives at home rent free with mummy and daddy. Fuckin' Towie'tard!"

by emerson parker November 11, 2016