TOWIF

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1) Originally stands for The Only Way Is Footsteps
2) Can also be used to describe a situation in real life, which feels like it should be in a realty tv show.

Omg my best mate has started going out with the girl I like even though he knows I liked her first? That's so TOWIF!

TOWIF by TheKnowledgeableSmurf April 3, 2013

Words you can keep

twifing

An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.

Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!

twifing by Candish September 4, 2016

Related Words

TOWIF • To Wife • To Wife It • to wife out • twiff • towie • Towing • twiffle • TSwift • twif

twifing

The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.

Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!

twifing by Candish August 24, 2016

Twiffender

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.

1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.

Twiffender by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020

Towikat

An awesome person named victoria that takes shitty nicknames from her friends. She is freakin awesome, calm, sarcastic, and intelligent!

"Have you met Towikat?"
"Oh yeah... Tori? She is da bomb!"

Towikat by Hollandful March 17, 2010

twiftab

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.

Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."

twiftab by RP738 July 6, 2011

TOWIE

a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "

Paul:"I've been paid today - reem!"

Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"

TOWIE by kidvicious April 6, 2015

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026