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An acronym for use of one or all of the social media outlets, e.g., Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook.
Stop twifing and listen, I'm talking to you!
twifing by Candish September 4, 2016
Related Words
TOWIF • To Wife • To Wife It • to wife out • twiff • towie • Towing • twiffle • TSwift • twif
The act of using social media, E.g., twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, or facebook.
Stop twifing and listen to me, I'm trying to talk to you!
twifing by Candish August 24, 2016

Twiffender 

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.
1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.
Twiffender by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020
An awesome person named victoria that takes shitty nicknames from her friends. She is freakin awesome, calm, sarcastic, and intelligent!
"Have you met Towikat?"
"Oh yeah... Tori? She is da bomb!"
Towikat by Hollandful March 17, 2010
That's what I'm fuckin talkin about bro.
Person A: "I'm gonna go have my slampiece make me a sandwich. Then I'm gonna lax later."

Person B: "twiftab."
twiftab by RP738 July 6, 2011
a synonym which broadly means "I am a shallow cunt with no ideas of my own and base my personality on reality TV because I think it makes me look cool in front of all my fellow bell-ends. "
Paul:"I've been paid today - reem!"

Mike: "knock that TOWIE crap off, before I go round and reem your mum"
TOWIE by kidvicious April 6, 2015
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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