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A game played by a group of men. Group stands around a piece of toast and jizzes on it. Last to jizz eats the toast. Called a limp biscuit if bread isn't toasted.
Andy: dude, toast tonight?
sam: fuck no, I always jizz last.
toast by thatoneredhead May 17, 2010
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A girl (or guy) who is very plain, boring, lame, etc.
Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST

That Megan girl is plain as TOAST
Toast by JC4556 March 27, 2007
a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you
Toast by Regis March 5, 2008
A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.
"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"
Toast by ¡EVA! March 3, 2009
Said when you can no longer be arsed to carry on with the thing you are currently doing.
person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast
Toast by GENER-AL August 27, 2009
An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.
-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"

-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
Toast by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010