The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
by JC4556 May 30, 2007
When a girl gives you a salmon helmet (sits on your face with a dirty dirty vagina) that is extra foul, the tartar sauce is the green/thick/nasty stuff in her vagina.
That nasty ho gave me a salmon helmet last night with extra tartar sauce. I had to clear my throat afterwards and wipe my face off with a towel.
by JC4556 March 23, 2007
Hey did you see Megan just standing there last night in her american eagle jeans and old navy fleece? One word: TOAST
That Megan girl is plain as TOAST
That Megan girl is plain as TOAST
by JC4556 March 23, 2007