P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

by Duders November 30, 2007

Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants

Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!

by Samboni63 May 7, 2011

Swiss cheesehead

A long term ecstasy user, not a Packers fan from Switzerland.

Nate is a Swiss cheesehead because he likes ecstasy, not because he likes the Packers.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

Swiss Franc

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and blowing air into the anus.

My husband Marty was sound asleep so I crawled into bed and gave him a Swiss franc.

by Boo Cocky Boyz January 30, 2019

swiss madison

The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus after ejaculating into their butt hole.

After Smurf came in Smurfette's ass, he pulled out and gave her a loving swiss madison.

by TheGreekScientist November 17, 2019

Swiss Tickler

The act of performing oral sex while also reaching up and forcing your fist down the other participants throat and tickling their anus at the same time.

Both of Linda's hands were too occupied to answer the phone, as she and Mr. Anderson were busy conducting the Swiss Tickler in the teachers lounge.

by Dead swarms August 14, 2016