Semos

A monkey which was scientifically tested on by the USAF in the movie, "Planet of the Apes". Semos becomes an intelligent monkey and becomes the monkey which starts the revolution and kills all the military men.

"The monkeys are out of control...Oh look theres one, Semos, hes just broke out of the cage and is eating Private Buttfucks ear! HELP"

by Semos's Father August 21, 2008

scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010

Shemotion

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

Swamo

A gamer who feels the need to brag about their nonexistent sex life.

Person 1: "Dang man, I've been having so much sex lately."
Person 2 whispering to person 3: "Your friend is a total swamo. Like I hate him right now."

by Rake1 August 16, 2015

Semo

1. Also known as “Semolina”. Semo is a a substance that can be effective in ceramic making, hence it is used in the construction of public toilets.

2. A substance used by tyrannical government to cause damage to political opposition, and weaken enemy defenses. This makes it an effective tool in torturing prisoners of war, while enabling the perpetrators to escape international criminal liability.

Abolish Semo!

Feed the prisoners Semo.

by Abolish... April 30, 2021

Sweno

A Sweno is the an ectremely motivated person or a state of being Locked-on, Squared Away.

LCPL Smith has got some sweno going on lately.

by Jason Sweno February 15, 2004