sklitch

Residue left over after a bowel movement when one doesn't wipe thoroughly, most often making one's anus itch. See also D.A.D.

"I just got done taking a big crap and ran out of TP; now I have a bad case of sklitch."

by TheDogg July 24, 2008

Salsa slit

A derogatory term for a vagina after either a long hot day or a Ph in-balance of the 'knicker fat' in and around the koosal area.

Pedro: "Awww man was munching this bird out and it was well tangy... I was like bitch you need to clean your mushka once in a while"

Crosby: "Naaahhh man there ain't nothing like a Salsa slit, it's delicious."

by Quwark Yohanson. June 7, 2010

slit knife cut

Meaning epic failure. Derived from the battlefield 2 player Slit-Knife-Cut// who was caught hacking and claimed to be in league making game hacks with a well known hacker, Ramzi.

Slit Knife Cut: I got about 1300 scripts, incrypted and ready for compilement.
Slit Knife Cut: I'm gonna be bringing out a new revolution of hacks.

by t-man33 January 16, 2008

slithered

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc

Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.

by andrew May 21, 2004

Salittude

1.When someone gives you so much attitude that its just not attitude, its Salittude.
2.When someone named Sally gives you alot of attitude.
3.When Sally Severson gives you her infamous stare

1.Man that girl has Salittude
2.She is really giving me Salittude

by Gman & Wimsey June 1, 2009

slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009

slitheroo

Ordering a deliveroo with the full intention of getting a refund for the order.

"oi mate do you want to get a slitheroo tonight"

by eano2 March 13, 2020