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the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.
by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
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