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strategic slut

A woman who behaves in a very flirty and sexually suggestive way with men who can help her career. She blows off women and non-powerful men if the men she wants to please are available.
All of Elizabeth's coworkers noticed she spent the whole reception with male managers, touching and rubbing on them, giggling at their jokes, and drinking with them. Jason noted she was a strategic slut.
by legstr November 16, 2013
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strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.
Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.
by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008
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Strahm-squashed

IN BRIEF: Crushed, for real -- or for-real squashed, crushed squashed, smashed squashed.
NOTE: Strahm-squashed refers to Special Agent Peter Strahm getting squashed to death by the coverging walls at the end of Saw V as Hoffman safely looks on in the glass box (Strahm thought he trapped him in), which lowers into the floor for safety as the walls in the room begin to close, making Strahm trapped, as a result, mangly squashing him to death.

Unfortunately, Strahm failed to hear out the whole tape when when the tape told him to get in the glass box to save his life, causing Strahm to ignore the rule, as a result, making him fail the test, causing his fate. To tell you the truth, he was death-trapped anyway, whether it was the glass box or the converging walls.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 5, 2010
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Strathmere

Anyone who is anyone goes there. In between Sea Isle and Ocean City, and is by FAR better than both of them. Many people who go there are extreme COOL PEOPLE
"you dont go to strathmere? thats a shame!"
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exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.
"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"
by Lucky May 12, 2006
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Strategic Shit

When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?

Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009
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stathamrection

An erection acquired through watching multiple Jason Statham films.
Hey look! He's about to rent both Transporter movies and Crank 2. That's going to give him a massive stathamrection.
by StathamHater November 6, 2009
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