Spooge

Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.

"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"

by Scalpel January 6, 2005

Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.

nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!

by Nubluva October 29, 2005

Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.

Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!

by The OSJ October 20, 2009

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

spooge-a-holic

A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.

1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.

2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.

3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.

by Ezeerider May 26, 2005

spooge gobbler

Someone who can't get enough jizz shot in their mouth.

I think Toby is a spooge gobbler because he keeps looking at my package.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

spootie

The remnants on your hotel bedspread left over from the previous tenant.

Whilst on our honey-moon my new bride layed herself down on the bed only to discover she put her hand in some somewhat fresh spootie.

by phil harmonic December 28, 2005