Urban Dictionary: Definitions by slick550

polish the bulldog

Licking the wrinkled vagina of on older lady.

The boss called Toby in her office to make him polish the bulldog when he got in trouble

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

mouse patato by slick550 October 24, 2007

Someone who can't get enough jizz shot in their mouth.

I think Toby is a spooge gobbler because he keeps looking at my package.