Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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When you’re being told something that isn’t true/real, and it’s a joke or a lie.
He told me he was super fun, turns out he was serious, he was spoofing me

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A:(telling a joke)
B:Hahahah that shit is funny
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Someone that’s a fucking retard and rlly gets annoying.
Ex.1)
Man1: shut up bro Ik what I’m doing
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*hurts man*
Man: imma beat your ass u fucking spoof
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She went up and up and then all of a sudden...SPOOF it appeared.
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A cigarette rolled with Spice and Tobacco.
Man I wish we had something to smoke besides this Spoof.
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