spong

a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!
bro lets fucking go home and get high!lets smoke it through that sweet spong you made
by sean morgan from nz yoda June 21, 2010
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verb. to mooch off of someone in a slick way usually by ripping them off in a business deal.

noun. a smooth individual who runs an illegimate company that profits by making deals that sponge others.
I must warn you. Don't sign a contract with him cuz he'll sponge off of you.
by D.Sponge December 01, 2002
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A spong is a species of which is of a 'Spoon' and 'Mong' mixed. If you are one of these, you may have absolutely no hope in life. People affected by this fatal virus include Luke B, Saheel K and Lynn W. Lynn being the carrier of this monstrosity of a virus.
Hey, you spong!
I can't believe you did that u spong!
Luke you fuckin spong I cannot believe you did that!
by Dave Pollard October 09, 2006
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Someone who soaks up the fun.
We had a great time until sponge showed up.
Chris?
Who else!
by Philippe Delorme September 30, 2007
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From "sponge bath" females in the Caribbean are expected to clean their privates before going to bed. Regardless of the circumstances--even when there is a hurricane, or some other natural disaster. It is expected that, although she does not have indoor plumbing, she must make provision for that obligatory "sponge"--such as collecting rain water.

Girls are trained very early on how to sponge. The focus is speed and efficiency. As a rite of passage are given their very own decorative plastic basins and are shown how to "sponge".
"Time to go and sponge, Mary."

"What happen-- you not sponging tonight? It's six o'clock..."

"You know I hear dat dese nasty women from England doe sponge?"
by setitstrate November 05, 2011
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Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.
1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!
Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!

2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!
Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*
by TomoMomo June 08, 2005
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a girlfriend/boyfriend that gradually changes themselves to resemble you and your likes more and more the longer you date in the areas of the way you dress, how you talk, the music you listen to and your overall personality.
keith: dude chelsea's such a sponge! since she's been dating damon, she's been dressing in skinny jeans, attack attack shirts and skate hoodies.
nezzie: i know! she's even listening to MGMT and matt & kim even though she said she didn't like indie music.
by RatchetttSuicide May 26, 2010
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