purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

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shit splitter

name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.

Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.

by west texan August 2, 2006

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Sex Skittles

TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE

NO LUBE PERMITTED!

Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D

by Level89Wizard August 11, 2011

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shittles

Primary cause of halitosis.

Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?

by orleansperish November 20, 2007

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Blows dick for skittles

When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.

"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde

by captainturkmenistan May 17, 2011

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