Sexual poisition:
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
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I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
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