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stomping on dicks

the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.

stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again

motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?

motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.

motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.

motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
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Chicken Stomping

The act of killing chickens with ones feet
Derycke is at it again with the chicken stomping.
by Tom Harrings September 12, 2018
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Scomping

to snort adderall, ritalin, concerta or any other ADD medication product.
I have so much energy, I was just scomping a boatload of ritalin!
by Private School Douchebag December 23, 2008
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Pub Stomping

When a group of three or more players join, or create, a Warcraft 3 public game and destroy all the scrub players who join.
Player 1: Hey Rob and Steve, you up for some pub stomping?

Players 2 and 3: Fuck yeah bro, let's go rape some DotA.
by Nyran October 16, 2008
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Symping

A respelling of "simping", meaning to be in a sad or more emotional state, but the cause is not limited to unrequited love or attention. The use of the "y" is a nod to the word from which it is derived, "sympathy".
Jack: Hey, guys, I'm really not feeling the club tonight. I just don't feel great right now.

Tom: You know what, man, let's just go to the bar, open a tab, and talk it out.

Chris: It's a symping night, boys! Lay it all out, kings!
by akuwardmoments January 18, 2021
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simping

when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad
ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping
by dirty dej July 26, 2016
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MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit
when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!
by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009
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