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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.
When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.
by Trolalalala June 6, 2018
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Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019
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